Wednesday, October 29, 2014

The White Elephant Departs

Eureka.

After a dozen phone calls and two package pick-ups that didn't happen, I began to believe that our large package might become a permanent fixture. While Macy's and UPS engaged in a tête-à-tête of misunderstandings, I started to conjure up ways to come to grips with the unwanted microwave hidden within its two boxes.

Perhaps I could turn it into a coffee table or a small table for dining.

My daydream was interrupted by the sound of a truck.Someone dropped a package from L.L. Bean at our front door.

A UPS man was retreating back to his truck-- at a fast clip.

" Wait.", I yelled.

" I'm supposed to pick up a package, but they didn't give me the exact address."

" It's right here," I said. And we showed him the behemoth. He grabbed it and ran off, but not before saying, " You got me just in time."

They only have three minutes a delivery. Someday I'll need to find out how that delivery time is tracked.

There's a lesson to learn here. Only buy something you can carry. Simplify. You don't need most of what you think you need. Disorganization is rampant. How does our government operate? And what do I do in less than three minutes?

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

" Can I help you?"

We have a white elephant in the living room. A twenty- five pound microwave with a dented door waits patiently for UPS. She's been cooling her heels for three weeks.

Macy's, according to the manager of their service department, contacted UPS and arranged to have them pick up the item. One sticking point is a label that is to be brought by UPS. Without the label the box remains close to the front door.

UPS said that Macy's should provide the label while Macy's thought that the task of getting a label to us belonged to UPS. Twice a pick up time was selected and twice we remained the jilted lovers.

After waiting for several hours we call UPS and ask if we're scheduled. They ask us for a tracking number which we don't have and they can't answer the question.

Again we call Macy's and they are befuddled. But this evening we learned something new. Recently a new manager was assigned to oversee the department and set it on the right track.

Are we caught in a Catch-22? There's a moral here-- somewhere. Am I learning patience?

Monday, October 27, 2014

Country Music

a woman
sings the blues
waiting for his return
a cowboy tells his story
over a whiskey and water
a cowboy leaves his sinning ways
singing I'll cherish that old rugged cross

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Onward and Forward

I just read a review of a new book about Wonder Woman. It sounds intriguing, fascinating, and perfect for the coming winter when I fight the snow and cold.

A new Wonder Woman movie will be released in 2017. Which Wonder Woman will we meet? The feminist or the docile woman? Until I read the review I didn't realize how the character changed over time. The original Wonder Woman was strong, equal I'm certain to Batman and Superman. It seems that someone didn't care for this strong, outspoken, feminist and shackled her to fit in with his own agenda.

Now I'd like to see some of those old comic books and applaud this feisty woman fighting for freedom-- in the 1940s. Perhaps we can see her with the same passion fighting against the evil that " lurks". Am I messing up my heroic characters?

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Tell Me a Story

Taking photos in an old barn where some items have been there for one hundred years means being careful where you step, acclimating to the cold, and being catapulted back in time.

In one corner a bag of dirt with a gardener's glove leaning against the bag, in another old wooden slat baskets. Every surface had some relic left to rust and as a reminder. People once used the old sled, drove the rusted model T Ford, climbed stairs long missing steps, and lived their lives and their stories.

Staring at a wall calendar hung over a poster from 1882, I began to think that all these artifacts are visual Midrash. The gaps of time, the layers of decay, and dust and threads of webs beg for stories.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Power Struggle

When our microwave tired out we looked for another small unit. Finding something small that still has enough power to act like a microwave is not easy. We settled on one at Macy's and when the salesman said, " Free delivery," we said, " Sure."

Several days later the unit arrived via UPS. I noted that the box did not have the usual stickers -- HANDLE WITH CARE or FRAGILE. After taking the microwave box out of the shipping box, turning it on the side, and sliding the unit out -- we discovered that the microwave door was dented.

Minor issue.

Just call service and return the item. That's when the fun began. It's been a comedy of errors resulting in the box sitting in our living room all packed and ready. Macy's said one thing, UPS said another. A time was set for a pick-up, but nobody showed up. Another call, one of about a dozen to the service department.

It's all about a piece of paper that Macy's says UPS will supply and the people at UPS said " No." It seems that they don't supply return labels. According to the last call this evening a truce has been brokered and they will pick up the package on Tuesday.

We'll see.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

This Way

Another senseless killing.
Another person's life taken away.
Pick up the newspaper and the world is on fire.
And no one has the right extinguisher.
No one knows the correct words.
We are all tied up in languages
that don't speak to one another.

Pray for peace.

Our way is the right path, the only way, the true way.

And the war of words and acts continues.

My turf. My ... My... my

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Half

Do
you
remember
the day it ended
you sat on a straight-backed chair
waiting for words, but
the words you
heard, cut
sin-
ews

When
do you
remember
winding raffia
around coke bottles,
dipping rubber band tied
tee shirts in pans of color dye
creating psychedelic patterns
when do you recall climbing up
mountains like a billy goat
or tasting blue ice cones
or drinking cold Tang
catching fireflies
or sledding
down a
hill



Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Questions

Recalls
Poor workmanship?
Saving money?
No quality control?
Too many to get out in too short a time?
But the real question
is why it took so long to notify people.

Monday, October 20, 2014

To Follow



And Ruth said, Intreat not to leave thee,
or to return from following after thee: for
whither you goest, I will go; and where
thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall
be my people, and thy God my God.
Ruth 1:16 KJV



Didn't you care that you turned your back on your own tribe? Your own identity. Did you wonder about acceptance in a foreign place? Did you think about what your family might think? Why take the risk? Once you followed did you ever wonder about the decision? Naomi did everything to dissuade you from leaving.

What was it that pulled you? The trip back to Naomi's home wasn't easy. In some ways I expect that it was treacherous.

How could you simply accept her God? Maybe you had already begun and this was a final step.




Once I lived next door to someone who played the guitar and sang Appalachian folk songs and hymns. Born in Beloit, Mississippi --home of cotton and Delta Blues— she learned scat singing, how to string her own dulcimer, and believe that every word of scripture was true. She quoted scripture so often that I expect she had memorized most of the books.

Add a Phi Beta Kappa key to that and four boys, a husband who also came from Beloit, bags of pecans sent to Maryland from the family pecan trees, and a slow drawl that made seconds feel like minutes.

She kept extra Bibles, tracts, and a list of verses for every occasion on a bookshelf in the kitchen.

In this neighborhood of transplanted Southerners, Bible studies were more popular than bookclubs. And so I began to attend a morning Bible Study. Two small children and a break from teaching left me some time to indulge in the study and a silk screening course.

"Start with Genesis," she said, "and keep reading until you get to the end. Just read it like one long story."

And so I began to read. She sang Kumbaya while I drank tea at her maple kitchen table.

"What do you think?" she asked.

"How," I say, " does Abram simply answer hinnneni , here I am, when God calls him? And then follows God's instruction to drop everything and leave his friends, his neighbors, to go somewhere strange—alien."

"Keep reading," she says.

I followed her to a tent meeting where a man of the cloth swayed and prayed and people walked to the front to accept Jesus, where people raised their hands in the air and called out amen, amen—Lord amen.

I followed her to the end of Revelation—always asking questions.

We went to Harper's Ferry to a dulcimer festival. A group from Georgia sang Amazing Grace. She sang Amazing Grace in her kitchen.

I just kept following along until I stopped following her and began to walk along on my own.

Do the questions ever go away?

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Finding a Plot?

An open window made it easier for my Uncle Murray to call up, " I've got hot bagels." That was years before the neighborhood changed and no one on the ground floor left a window open. Every Sunday my uncle, an early riser, made his way to the bakery and bought bagels and bialys.

My father only ate bran muffins and while my mother liked bagels she preferred to sleep past 7:00 am on Sunday. If no one responded to his calls he continued walking home. Sometimes I went to the window and he handed me a fresh out of the oven bialy. I ate the warm onions that filled the center first.

My father loved his privacy. My uncle thrived in a busy chaotic environment. Their younger brother Ruby had a wonderful sense of humor. Their sister Rose wanted to sing on the stage, but my grandparents didn't think that was a proper place for a young woman. Rose sang everywhere else.

It's the recipe for family stories-- enough stories to write a book. Plot lines just emanate from every family.

What happened to the remaining bagels in the bag? Did my father ever deviate from bran muffins? Who laughed at Ruby's jokes and why did he tell so many humorous tales? Did Rose every move beyond the rented halls?

The nuggets, perhaps, for NaNoWrMo?

Saturday, October 18, 2014

National November Writing Month

To decide to participate or not participate--

On November 1st thousands of writers, either professed or want to be, will begin writing and counting. In 2013 over 400,000 people participated in the NaNoWrMo marathon -- complete a 50,000 word novel in thirty days. I did it once and never tried again. Each day a computer counter added up the words I wrote and gave me a count. Nose to the grindstone and with no discoverable plot I plodded along.

Several characters lost their way and became entangled in a labyrinth of forgotten facts and altered circumstances. Conflicts arose that I hadn't anticipated and one character left the page.

Recently, and since I had participated before, information began to arrive in my gmail account. Guidelines for completion, ways to prepare, reminders to associate with my local group, pep talks-- all to entice participation. I could even purchase a completion T-Shirt early as an incentive.

I admit to framing my first, and only, completion certificate. I hung it up for a month and then put it away.

" Was it any good?"
" What do you intend to do with your 50,245 words?"
" If it's just a meandering list of words, why did you continue?"

Two approaches to this journey are suggested.

One of the many organizers suggests that you "Plan ahead with an outline."
Another of the many organizers suggests that you. " Wing it."

Of course I could enter the November PAD race. Each day another poetry prompt appears and my task-- write a poem. Sometimes there's a specific form. It's less daunting.

Ah the vicissitudes of life.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Splattering

Spattering acrylic paint is not for the faint hearted. The instructor's ink spatters were uniform, small, and dense. When I brushed a toothbrush with a palette knife large splatters hit my paper along with the tiny ink spots.
I wasn't the only one experiencing a diminished sense of accomplishment.

Soon people asked those who successfully moved along spattering different sections of their paper with tiny dots, " What kind of toothbrush?"
" Soft or hard bristles."

I switched to a different toothbrush and the results remained the same. Finally, I admitted ineptness and proceeded to spatter my paint with a wild abandonment. So what if gobs of paint rested among the fine mist of paint?

Once accepting imperfection I covered my paper with color ignoring the errant globs.

It's quite freeing.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

The Literary Critic

If a writer's words fly off the page, rearrange themselves into grammatically acceptable sentences and no one reads the words...
I expect that the writer may dip into a phase of sadness. After all the writer thought that the words made sense, conveyed emotion, spoke to readers, and made a difference.

The writer went to the bookstore, stood in front of a shelf of books, and imagined a space opening up.

A sign appeared in the bookstore window-- too many people write books and too few are worth reading. We need readers, not more writers.

The writer went home, put away paper and pen, and began reading. Everyday the reader selects another book and begins reading. Soon the writer will begin writing reviews of grammatically acceptable sentences and pronounce judgement .

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

The Antiquated Scholar


you scribble meanings behind words
allow multiple possibilities
you eschew simple sentences,
resort to obscure references
and roll out your knowledge
—a red carpet leading to
more obfuscation

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

No More Labels

Today my sixth envelope arrived containing address labels. Perhaps someone spread the word—include address stickers and a person is more likely to contribute to your cause.

Perhaps someone spread the word. I like fountain pens, write with a fountain pen, and own five bottles of ink. Ah ha, here's an individual who writes letters, sends bills out in the mail, has an extensive correspondence, and finds that writing a return address is a waste of time.

Has anyone—certainly not the company supplying fold out sheets of address labels—informed these groups that fewer and fewer letters are posted. More and more people pay their bills on line. Even invites are done by email.

I don't want to appear as a curmudgeon, but I'd appreciate it if I didn't receive address labels or small scratch pads, or calendars, or nickels taped to the request for money.

I am unfamiliar with almost all of the groups sending out thick envelopes of goodies.

Last week a dream catcher, a medallion, and twelve cards arrived along with the labels, and two dimes.

I'm saving the coins for the Salvation Army buckets.


Monday, October 13, 2014

Pondering

Reading opens up a universe of possibilities. Today I found myself wondering about the golem, transplanted wombs, the first transatlantic cable, Rilke's obsessions, and how to plan a perfect day. Then I wondered what I meant by perfect. Too much planning is akin to too much stirring.

Ponder something long enough and the result may lack spontaneity. Don't plan and you may lose out. Equilibrium. Find the mid-point, the place equidistant from extremes.

Let it flow. I once spotted a book titled, I think, Don't Push the River, Let it Flow. I expect that the author was writing a self-help book. I liked the line and gave it my own meaning.

A question in the newspaper-- what are we going to do with all that data? Now there is something to ponder, but not for too long.

Back to the perfect day--let it flow.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Viewing the Goya Exhibition

Goya's line, with one continuous movement, breathes life into a figure. A light gray wash adds substance. I am captivated.

While I marvel at his large paintings, astounded by his virtuosity, his prints capture my imagination.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

The Making of a Fan

The Red Sox went home and the Yankees went home. Either I picked a team or my season as a fan-- done. Not ready to throw the towel in, I checked the teams still standing.

My criteria: what team hadn't been to the postseason for years? What team didn't have a player traded from the Red Sox this past year? What team came from a state I've never visited.

I selected Kansas City. What a good choice. Perhaps I should read up on Kansas. I do have a friend whose father edited a small town Kansas newspaper. So I do have a connection.

To learn about Kansas I go to her poets. The poets write of loss, of farm land, of the prairie as a sea, of the scent of the harvest, the fear of drought, of a love of the land.


Up to my shoulders
In Indian Grass,
I find that I, too, have taken root
In this prairie,..
-- Roy J. Beckemeyer


I, too, have taken root-- as a fan of the team representing Kansas.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Lines and Words

Today I discovered a new, for me, art technique and I'm smitten. I sat for six hours, with a lunch break, learning how to let my pen loose on paper, trustIng that my initial lines will not morph into millstones refusing to change.

Nothing is a mistake, just a different pathway.

"In dire cases use a sharp exacto knife to scratch away the errant line."

" It's like getting a second chance."

How simple to scratch away the mistakes, to draw another line.

You can be forgiven for the careless or hurtful words you speak, but they can't be reeled in, or eradicated.

In an old tale, words are seen as goose feathers in a pillow. Tear open the pillow and the feathers fly about--once released you can't go gather armfuls and return them to the pillow. Some will always remain outside. It's like that with words. Once they are let out they remain out.

Tomorrow I'll practice this new pen and ink technique.

Thursday, October 09, 2014

In a Second

You might as well make the best out of this particular moment. Who knows what’s happening in the next moment. Cataclysmic events happen without any advance notice and euphoria may sneak up without heralding its arrival.

Certainly some things happen slowly—the unfurling of an event. We prepare for those happenings, but the others simply happen without prior announcements.

They can alter the way the world moves or stop the world from even moving.

I savor moments and bank them in my memory.

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Reading in the Car

the sun went right
through my shirt, spread
out and chased any thoughts
of a cold winter wind snaking
its way under my coat
and letting loose with
a biting tirade





Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Politics, As Usual

I am tired of political ads that paint half truths. It doesn't matter if the candidate and I live in a polar opposite zone. Why do outside groups create ads that depict the other as some sort of demonic individual?

Taking something and twisting it until it neither resembles what the candidate said or meant has become an art. How does anyone believe anything? Everything is permissible.

Recently I approached a candidate for one of the lower offices-- state representative-- and asked her why she was against a particular item. She responded, " I'm not. Those mailings distort what I've said."

The art of distortion is alive and well. What to believe and what to discard. 'It's an enigma, a conundrum of our present political climate.

Monday, October 06, 2014

You Said

listening is hard
getting in that place
with all its worn spots
and peeling paper
with all the torn promises
and forget-me-nots
in their clay pots
forgetting what never
belonged to you
is hard work

Sunday, October 05, 2014

Holy Holy Holy


And he said, Draw not nigh hither:
put off thy shoes from thy feet,
for the place where on thou
standest is holy ground. -- Exodus 3:5




Peter, eight years old, diagnosed as paranoid or perhaps as schizophrenic or maybe the diagnosis changed with each new doctor. He, along with five other students made up my class at Christ Church Child Center.

Maura was considered autistic. Each morning she built a church out of Tinker Toys and genuflected. Tracy at the age of five stopped talking. At eight she bore the label elective mute. Carl brought his lunch wrapped in layers of wraps -- Saran Wrap, aluminum wrap, and paper wrap. Scotch tape held the wraps together. David walked backwards-- down the stairs, down the hall, and across the room. Ellen lost her pronouns and referred to everyone as me. She sometimes slapped herself.

Each day we followed a set routine, handed out tokens every ten minutes. I taught them to read with varying degrees of success.


One day Montgomery County sent a crew to check the trees in a local park. They marked a large Black Oak tree as unfit and tied a bandana around her middle. I, along with six students and four other adults, took a field trip to see the tree before it was chopped down. We spoke to a man in a truck. Peter began to walk around and around the truck, laughing and jumping.

" Come back after we've cut the tree down," he said. " They might enjoy seeing how we grind up what's left of the stump." I asked some more questions and he asked some questions. Peter continued to squeal with excitement.

Two days later Tom, the man in the truck, showed up at the school.

"Yes," I said, " I know him."

He came to offer us an invite to visit the truck that they had used to cut down the tree.

We went, but we didn't just watch as spectators. Tom and a friend of his took each student into the cab of the machine and let them look out the window. They spun the cab left and right. Peter, who never let anyone touch him sat on Tom's lap. Time stopped for a few moments. Peter sat still, then laughed and applauded. Tom lifted him up and they came out of the truck and together walked around and around the truck.


And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush was not consumed.
Exodus 3:2


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