Oh Me, Oh My

I’m a typical Red Sox fan. A common Boston sports fan. Today is Opening Day and Sales is letting up runs , home runs, as if they were free gifts. The Sox are batting  as if they held wiffle bats instead of wood  bats. Sales didn’t last into the fourth inning. No one on the Red Sox is hitting. They aren’t sharp on the field. The score is 2 to 7. And we, last year’s win it all team, owns the 2.

Woe is us. What kind of season will this be?
This will be a disaster.
And on and on it goes.
I am a true Boston sports fan.
Now if they can catch up I’ll smile and know that the Red Sox gods will not allow us to wallow in self-pity. We’ll know that all is well and the world is in its orbit.

Ugh! They just let up another home run. This is terrible. A summer disaster.