What We All Need

 Eureka! 

A catalogue arrived with just the type of ultimate gifts I love.

A tabletop fireplace burning “ clean bio- ethanol fuel.” Just imagine sitting at your dining room table drinking a glass of tea and staring into a flame inches away.

When you’re ready to take a shower you can turn on the water and your Surround Sound Shower System —listen to music,answer phone calls ( hands free). You may never get out of the shower.

Did you eat too much this Thanksgiving? No worries.You can purchase the Ultimate Fat Freezer—this looks like a belt with a freezer in a plastic pack attached.  It “shapes your body by destroying and dissolving fat cells.” The process is simple: you simply apply the belt with its freezer pads to those problem areas and select whether you desire a 30 or sixty minute freezer session. Stay close to an outlet—you are plugged in. Suggestion—do this in a warm room,preferably not in the dead of winter. 

If the cold is bothersome to you, you can try the Fat Reduction System. Instead of ice this system uses LED lights. The LED lights come in a Velcro belt  which you can affix around your middle, thighs, arms. Waist ( up to 51 inches). Set the timer. “The red LED light penetrates skin and opens the pores of fat cells, allowing fatty acids to burn off easier during exercise.”  This belt does require more of you than the ice belt. Your choice.

Do you play “do you remember” this season? This next gift knows that many people will recall their scouting or camp days and  the creation of s’mores over a campfire. Well, with the Electric S’mores Maker you can relive those times. “There are no flames. It uses a stainless steel electric heater to warm your marshmallows to toasty gooey perfection.” There is even a video to reacquaint and introduce how to create a s’more.

Concerned about germs. Don’t fret. Purchase  The Travel UV Sanitizing Wand which uses powerful ultraviolet light to sanitize every surface you suspect harbors germs. “Kills 99% of bacteria, including E. coli.” Visualize yourself in a store sanitizing surfaces.

Last, but far from least. Ever wondered what happened or happens to those wood boxes that held cigars? And did you ever have a yen to play American blues? If you combine the box and the yen you have The Blues Box Guitar System. It starts with a “3-string fretless cigar box guitar.” The system comes with a 32 page instruction book, a CD, and a glass slide. When I close my eyes and conjure up someone playing the blues I immediately see and hear Leadbelly. Profound. 

More catalogues will appear.

More unique can’t miss gifts to explore. Some throw back gifts and some brand new. 

AND ——Lydia E. Pinkham is alive and well. Did you know that her formula is still being manufactured? You can purchase Lydia Pinkham Herbal tablets on Amazon.