Creating a Word

When you need a word 

you can't find in the dictionary

Find a syllable you like

           gar

Add a vowel to draw the sound

out until it needs a stop

            garo

Add a descriptive word,

but disguise it with an extra letter

            garosweed

Pause and see if you can enunciate 

this new addition to the lexicon

Perhaps another letter or two

            garostweed 

or maybe a common suffix at the end

            garostweeder

Now define this just birthed word

A garostweeder : a gardener who

cannot pass a weed without 

a compulsion to uproot, demolish,

abolish, destroy, and obliterate