Directions for the Usher

hand out the bulletins
turn on the sound
get someone to ring the bell
count the people
did I count that pew twice?
dip the rice cracker in the grape juice
holy, holy, holy
go downstairs to the Sunday School
hold up five fingers, five minutes
before you come upstairs
holy, holy, holy
check the pews for forgotten bulletins
line up the hymnals for next week
what happened during the service?