Tuesday, October 08, 2013

My Personal List

Fried food, sugar, salt, fat-- all bad for you. Every day more foods are added to the list of potential killers. Don't eat lobster unless its days are spent swimming freely in the ocean. Careful of aluminum cans. Eat kale.

Take probiotics. Cleanse your liver. Buy organic. Wash vegetables with a veggie cleanser. Drink green tea.

Every day another warning, another food crossed off the list.

I'm ready to release another list. Avoid reading the front page of the newspaper. That way you'll avoid a litany of murder, arson, ponzi schemes, and the latest news of a dysfunctional government. Read restaurant reviews. Write poetry.Learn to play the harmonica.

Read all the books you have stacked on the to be read shelf. Decide to read the Bible from stem to stern, then move on to Shakespeare and Doonesbury.

Add to that list. Unplug.








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